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26 mai

*~*10 ѕιgиѕ σf ℓσνє*~*

 10 ѕιgиѕ σf ℓσvє...

 

 1. тιмє ιѕ αи єтєяиιту ώнєи чσυ αяє ωιтнόυт тнєм.

 2. тιмє ѕтσρѕ ωнέи чσυ αяέ ωιтн тнєм.

  

3. тнє тнσυgнт σf тнєм мαкέѕ уσυ ѕнινέя ώιтн єx¢ιтємєит.

 

4. тнέ ѕσυnđ σf тнєιя νσι¢έ мαкєѕ уόυ ѕмιℓє.

5. ώнέи уσυ ѕєє тнєм уσυ ¢αnт sέє αиутнιиg єℓѕє.

  

6. уόυ ѕтαят ℓιѕтέиιиg тσ ѕαρρу ℓόνέ ѕσиgѕ.

 

7. уσυ α¢тυαℓℓу єиנσу ℓιѕтέиιиg тσ ѕαρρу ℓσνє ѕσиgѕ.

8. тнє ѕмєℓℓ σf тнєм мαкέѕ yσυ ѕєє fιяєωσякѕ.

  

9. уσυ fιиđ чσυяѕέℓf ѕмιℓιиg ¢σиѕтαитℓу.

 

10. уσυ ωόυlđ  đσ αичтнιиg, ένєи  đιє fσя тнέм

17 avril

My Easter was........shite

Ye it was complete do do . I did .......................ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck all. It was a complete rats arse. I did go to my aunts but, but it was boring as Rachique wern't dere (you dingyed me). On Friday or summat Vinny came ova nd't tempt me on what to write on that. All I'm saying is ....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
Also today so far i have gone out looking for my new bed as I'm moving in like 4 weeks nd i have 2 weddings to attend in that time and also i haven't packed anything in my house. So were not doing to good with that. But hey it's me I'm a lazy shyte.
 
 I have homwork and lots of cleaning in my bedroom (thrilling stuff) so bye chumps!!!
 
|.x.|
8 avril

Flowas with stem nd booty shakin

Image hosting by Photobucket Ha have ya gave her a flowa wit da stem lol Pri you such a joka Fri was such a laugh man. Meba da teah 1...2...3....go  lol. Omg this chair is so nice "wipe" "wipe" lol. We got to touch and wear Pharrel William's hat and this close to calling snoop dog yass were special Pri ma sxc hun. We are the bitchettes.  We almost touch Robbie Williams D&G shoes nd Narinder gave us free cd's. Ah Narinder your ace man i want your job it so cool . 

   Pri You almost burst he fed you too much but it was cool you maneged it. Th Burp oh no i felt sorry for her.  Is that his realy eye colour. Dhu I dont even look prperly the glasses. The feather if you lose dat your not me best frind no mo. lol Pri you ma mad gurl.

   Ppo have to accept me nd you are just the special pair Pri. Lo lets go sumwere Hott only we know y wot that it ches!!!. Lol

 

Sonia my sxc hunni you looked so hott in the suit yesterday i saw ya shakin your booty crazay style my sexy biatch. I stole your song hunni sowwi hun. Jago iya  init you.

   I saw you ya looked hott omg you looked at me lol sonia who was dat you know what i be talkingbout it. Soni be ma sxc hun k i lub joo bitchette. lol

 

 

Image hosting by Photobucketaww minny it ma soni shakin it down

 

 the flower but wered the stem lol lub joo Pri

9 mars

Dis is soo sad you need to read it

 
This is one SAD story......read on......

вσу: вαву ωє иєє∂ тσ тαℓк


gιяℓ: ℓιαм, ωнαт ∂σ уσυ мєαи؟


вσу: ѕσмєтнιиg нαѕ ¢σмє υρ...

 

gιяℓ: ωнαт؟ ωнαтѕ ωяσиg؟

вσу: ι ∂σит ωαит тσ нυят уσυ вαву вυт...


gιяℓ: ●тнιикѕ● σмg ι нσρє нє ∂σєѕит вяєαк υρ ωιтн мє... ι ℓσνє нιм ѕσ мυ¢н


вσу: вαву αяє уσυ тнєяє؟؟


gιяℓ: уєα ιм нєяє ωнαт ιѕ ѕσ ιмρσятαит؟؟

вσу: ιм иσт ѕυяє ιf ι ѕнσυℓ∂ ѕαу

 

gιяℓ: ωєℓℓ уσυ αℓяєα∂у вяσυgнт ιт υρ, ѕσ ρℓєαѕє נυѕт тєℓℓ мє

вσу: ιм ℓєανιиg


....gιяℓ: вαву ωнαт αяє уσυ тαℓкιиg αвσυт؟ ι ∂σи'т ωαит уσυ тσ ℓєανє мє, ι ℓσνє уσυ!
Boy: not like that, i mean i'm moving far away

 

gιяℓ: ωну؟ αℓℓ σf уσυя fαмιℓу ℓινєѕ нєяє

 

вσу: ωєℓℓ му fαтнєя ιѕ ѕєи∂ιиg мє αωαу тσ α вσαя∂ιиg ѕ¢нσσℓ fαя αωαу.

вσу: ωσυℓ∂ уσυ яυи αωαу ωιтн мє؟


gιяℓ: вαву, уσυ киσω ι ωσυℓ∂, ι ωσυℓ∂ ∂σ αиутнιиg fσя уσυ, вυт ι ¢αи'т, му ∂α∂ ωσυℓ∂ кιℓℓ мє!


вσу: ●ѕα∂● ιтѕ σк ι υи∂єяѕтαи∂ ι gυєѕѕ..

 

gιяℓ: ●тнιикιиg● ι ¢αи'т вєℓιєνє ωнαтѕ gσιиg σи

 

вσу: ι иєє∂ тσ gινє уσυ ѕσмємтнιиg тσиιgнт вє¢αυѕє ιм ℓєανιиg σи fℓιgнт 1-80 ιи тнє мσяиιиg ѕσ ι иєє∂ тσ ѕєє уσυ иσω

 

gιяℓ: σк ι ωιℓℓ ѕиєαк συт αи∂ мєєт уσυ αт тнє ραяк

 

вσу: σк ι'ℓℓ мєєт уσυ тнєяє ιи 20мιи

 

[тнєу мєєт αт α иєαяву ραяк, тнєу вσтн нυg єα¢н σтнєя. αи∂ нє gινєѕ нєя α иσтє.]

 

вσу: нєяє υ gσ, тнιѕ ιѕ fσя уσυ ι gσттα gσ

 

gιяℓ: (вєgιиѕ тσ ¢яу)


вσу: вαву ∂σи'т ¢яу, уσυ киσω ι ℓσνє уσυ... вυт ι нανє тσ gσ


gιяℓ: σк (вєgιиѕ тσ ωαℓк αωαу)


 

[тнєу вσтн gσ вα¢к нσмє. αи∂ ѕнє вєgιиѕ тσ яєα∂ тнє ℓєттєя нє gανє нєя.]

 

 



ιт ѕαуѕ.....

єммα

уσυ ρяσвαвℓу αℓяєα∂у киσω тнαт ι'м ℓєανιиg. ι києω тнιѕ ωσυℓ∂ вє вєттєя ιf ι ωяσтє α ℓєттєя єχρℓαιиιиg тнє тяυтн αвσυт нσω мυ¢н ι ¢αяє αвσυт уσυ. тнє тяυтн ιѕ, ιѕ тнαт ι иєνєя ℓσνє∂ уσυ, ι нαтє∂ уσυ ѕσ мυ¢н, уσυ αяє му ωнσяє αи∂ ∂σи'т уσυ єνєя fσяgєт тнαт. ι иєνєя ¢αяє∂ αвσυт уσυ, αи∂ иєνєя ωαитє∂ тσ тαℓк тσ уσυ, αи∂ вє αяσυи∂ уσυ. уσυ яєαℓℓу нανє иσ ¢ℓυє нσω мυ¢н ι нαтє уσυ. иσω тнαт ι'м ℓєανιиg ι тнσυgнт уσυ ѕнσυℓ∂ киσω тнαт ι нαтє уσυ ωнσяє, уσυ иєνєя ∂ι∂ тнє яιgнт тнιиg, αи∂ уσυ ωєяє иєνєя тнєяє. ι ∂ι∂ит тнιик ι ¢συℓ∂ нαтє ѕσмєσиє αѕ мυ¢н αѕ ι нαтє уσυ.αи∂ ι иєνєя ωαит тσ ѕєє уσυ, fσя тнє яєѕт σf му ℓιfє, ι ωιℓℓ иєνєя мιѕѕ кιѕѕιиg уσυ ℓιкє вєfσяє, ι иєνєя ωαит тσ ¢υ∂∂ℓє υρ, нσω ωє υѕє∂ тσ. ι ωιℓℓ иσт мιѕѕ уσυ αи∂ тнαтѕ α ρяσмιѕє. уσυ иєνєя нα∂ му ℓσνє, αи∂ ι ωαит уσυ тσ яємємвєя тнαт. ωнσяє уσυ кєєρ тнιѕ ℓєттєя вє¢αυѕє тнιѕ мαу вє тнє ℓαѕт тнιиg уσυ нανє fяσм мє. ι нαтє уσυ ѕσ мυ¢н.ι ωιℓℓ иσт тαℓк тσ уσυ ѕσσи..... gσσ∂вує!

- ℓιαм


[єммα вєgιиѕ тσ ¢яу, ѕнє тняσωѕ тнє ραρєя ιи тнє gαявαgє αи∂ ¢яуѕ.]

 

 



....α ∂αу ραѕѕєѕ, ѕнє ιѕ ѕα∂, ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ αи∂ ѕнє fєєℓѕ ѕσ ℓσиєℓу.... тнєи ѕнє gєтѕ α ρнσиє ¢αℓℓ....


fяιєи∂: нσω αяє уσυ fєєℓιиg؟


gιяℓ: ι נυѕт ¢αи'т вєℓιєνє тнιѕ нαρρєиє∂ ι тнσυgнт нє ℓσνє∂ мє


fяιєи∂: σ, αвσυт тнαт. ℓιαм ℓєfт мє α мєѕѕαgє α fєω ∂αуѕ αgσ. нє тσℓ∂ мє тσ тєℓℓ уσυ тσ ℓσσк ιи уσυя נα¢кєт ρσ¢кєт σя ѕσмєтнιиg......

 

gιяℓ: υммм σк


[ѕнє fιи∂ѕ α ριє¢є σf ραρєя ιи тнє נα¢кєт]

 

 



ιт ѕαуѕ....

вαву ι нσρє уσυ fιи∂ тнιѕ вєfσяє уσυ яєα∂ му ℓєттєя. ι києω уσυя ∂α∂ мιgнт яєα∂ ιт, ѕσ ι ѕωιт¢нє∂ α fєω ωσя∂ѕ...

нαтє = ℓσνє

иєνєя = αℓωαуѕ

ωнσяє = вαву
ωιℓℓ иσт = ωιℓℓ

........ ι нσρє уυ ∂ι∂ит тαкє тнαт ѕєяισυѕℓу вє¢αυѕє ι ℓσνє уσυ ωιтн αℓℓ му нєαят, αи∂ ιт ωαѕ ѕσ нαя∂ тσ ℓєт уσυ gσ тнαтѕ ωну ι ωαитє∂ уσυ тσ яυи αωαу ωιтн мє...

- ℓιαм

 

 

gιяℓ: σмg ιтѕ α ℓєттєя, ℓιαм ∂σєѕ ℓσνє мє!!, нє мυѕт σf ѕℓιρρє∂ ιт ιитσ му ρσ¢кєт ωнєи нє нυggє∂ мє. ι ¢αит вєℓιєνє нσω ѕтυρι∂ ι αм!!


fяιєи∂: ℓσℓ σк вυт ι g2g... ¢αℓℓ мє ℓαтєя

gιяℓ: ●нαρρу● σк вує, ι'ℓℓ вє αт нσмє ωαιтιиg fσя му вαву тσ ¢αℓℓ мє!!


[єммα тυяиѕ тнα т.ν. σи]

 

 


[вяєαкιиg иєωѕ]"αи αιяρℓαиє нαѕ ¢яαѕнє∂. σνєя 47 уσυиg вσуѕ ∂ιє∂, ωє αяє ѕтιℓℓ ѕєαя¢нιиg fσя ѕυяνινσяѕ...тнιѕ ιѕ α тяαgє∂у ωє ωιℓℓ иєνєя fσяgєт, тнιѕ ρℓαиє ωαѕ fℓιgнт 1-80...ιт ωαѕ σи ιтѕ ωαу тσ αи αℓℓ вσуѕ вσαя∂ιиg ѕ¢нσσℓ..." яєρσятєя ѕαуѕ.
[ѕнє тυяиѕ σff тнє тν.... 3 ∂αуѕ ℓαтєя, ѕнє кιℓℓѕ нєяѕєℓf, вє¢αυѕє σf тнє fα¢т тнαт ℓιαм ωαѕ ∂єα∂ αи∂ ѕнє нα∂ иσтнιиg тσ ℓινє fσя...]

 

 



....α ∂αу αfтєя тнαт тнє ρнσиє яιиgѕ. иσвσ∂у αиѕωєяѕ. ιт ωαѕ ℓιαм, нє ¢αℓℓє∂ тσ ℓєανє α мєѕѕαgє. "ιтѕ ℓιαм, ι gυєѕѕ уσυя иσт нσмє ѕσ, ι ¢αℓℓє∂ тσ ℓєт уσυ киσω тнαт ιм αℓινє, ι мιѕѕє∂ му fℓιgнт в/¢ ι нα∂ тσ ѕєє υ σиє ℓαѕт тιмє. ѕσ ι нσρє уσυя иσт ωσяяιє∂. ι αм ѕтαуιиg fσя gσσ∂. ѕσяяу ιf уσυ gσт ѕ¢αяє∂, ι ρяσмιѕє тσ мαкє ιт υρ тσ уσυ, єνєяутнιиg ωιℓℓ вє α вє σкαу ι ℓσνє уσυ ѕσ мυ¢н...¢αℓℓ мє."


 

[нє єνєитυαℓℓу fιи∂ѕ συт ωнαт нαρρєиє∂, αи∂ αℓѕσ кιℓℓѕ нιмѕєℓf.]

 

 

 


...ѕσмєтιмєѕ ρєσρℓє ℓσѕє тнє σиє тнєу ℓσνє, мαкє ѕυяє уσυ тєℓℓ тнαт ѕρє¢ιαℓ ѕσмєσиє уσυ ℓσνє тнєм σя ѕσмєтнιиg вα∂ мιgнт нαρρєи.

16 février

Wicked

                   Wicked
 
 
 
 

Image hosting by PhotobucketHi ma haven't blogged in ages. Havent had time to. Been to busy. The school hols is dragging on too much it's getting boring. I'm gonna really try work hard on my space but it's just do boring sumtimes. My inspiration is Rosie Cheeks. Her website is in my favourite i luv it so much. Shes tiaght me alot lol. But i gotta give a  shout out to Guvi cuz i sed i would go see her but i ahd to work. I'm so sorry hunni. Nd to ma hunni Sonia so glad ur back from India i missed ya so much.

     I got so much to do this year it seems to be coming at me all at once. I can't belive  that were moing in April i can only remember last year agreeing on buying the house. I'm excited but anoyyed cuz the packing is becoming a pain the ass hevvi style.

    Omg i want ppos comment on MVP'S new song dont it sound exactly the same as there other fekkin one. I want comment on dat. Im luvin Lil Kim's album and Biggie Duets nd I sooooooooooooo love Pretty Ricky CD. All these CD'S are amazin.

      I got sum chips da other day, nd me nd Dev were sittin in da car when we seen a whole load of birds came up to da car. I threw a chip for dem nd dey went mad LOL. Afta dat we dat dere in da car park eating nd birds surrounding da car. It was fekkin fuuny shyte. LOL birds are fekkin mad fuks. Lol

Image hosting by PhotobucketOmg i so need to thnk ma hunni Sonia for helping me yesterday nd listening to me blab my problem at her. She didnt have to sitt through dat. but she did it cuz we luv each other lol. Luv ya hunni ur such a great best mate!!

Went shopping to day so fun i got black trousers nd a top yay. I couldn't find a damn bag i need a new one my old ones is shyte.Tried to find sum decnt trainers but no could find any. Now am i home doing nufin (BORING). I haven't got much to say  but plz leave me sum comment i really need dem plz plzplz to second of ya time PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

25 janvier

Dollz i made

Image hosting by Photobucket Image hosting by Photobucketmy dolls i made DO NOT COPY AND PASTE THESE NO ONE !!!!!!

ILL

Ok i have been ill for along time. But apart from that nuthing much has happened please guys can you leave me comment i need them when you leave a comment i promise i will reply you back. So it's 2006 nd already most of my new years resolutions are down the drain nd i brok them. But to anyone who has kept up with thiers then well done and keep it up. I cant belive that January is almost over i mean befor we know it's it's gonna be 2007 why do the years just pass so quikly it think it start to feel like that when you get older. When ur a child you dont notice it at all. but y am i complaining it's just means im gatting one day closer to my Birthday even if it is in July lol. Went shopping on Saturday. I got a new top nd sum bit's nd bobs. Claire so soz u couldnt cum we missed ya loadz. It's been so boring sitting at home beoing ill i have nothing to do nd i feel like shit i have never been this ill. Wheni went to da doctors i had a  splitting head ache. Then as im waiting for my trun to be called in these 2 littile kids comeon screaming at loud as possible nd my haed was so damn sore im surprised i never went up to the kids nd told them to SHUT UP!. It was that bad evryone was staring at the mother i felt sorry for the poor woman. But oh well c ya all.
 
 
 
 
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5 janvier

What up hunnies

 hiay y'all how y'all been. I have been enjoying my hols nd been thinking of some new stuff for my space it's really hard.lol.I have to thanx Simi for the videos thnx babe i luved them.We all looked amazing especially Rimpz (da bride). Well  nuthing much has been going on nd it get boring around da house sumtimes.I aint doing much but im thinking of writing another story on the internet cuz last time i got so many bumps. THn y'all for the peeps who gave me a bump bump bump. I ain't got much to say so i'll finish off with lodza kisses nd sum fun stuff below.So take care my babes nd plzz leave commets cuz i need them like mad style. By y'all.Nd enjoy da rest of y'all hols (soz for the peeps who went back to work or school today.
 
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 be happy be free feel beautiful that what it all about

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                             Fun things to do in a supermarket

- Take a perminent marker and make all the "r"s on the Runt candy packages into "c"s.

- Get a couple boxes of tampons and/or condoms and go to one of the cashiers and ask
  if they could demonstrate how to properly use them.

- Open all the Cokes and look for the winning caps.....leave the loosing ones there.

- Pick a violent looking man a tell him while pointing at an employee
  that "He is spreading rumours that you were trying on tampons".

- Tell everyone you are the official Baked Goods Inspector for the state. Take a bite out of each unpackaged
  muffin or doughnut, nod to yourself, and put it back on the shelf.

- Hide in between the racks of cloths, and when browsers come by say things like "Pick me","No me!".

- Walk up to an employee and ask "What, exactly, is your store's policy on shoplifting?"

- Throw an XXL bra in another persons shoppingcart.

- Get on the PA system and announce: "Somebody farted in aisle ten, and it smells like SHIT!".

- Go to sleep in the middle of an aisle.

- Walk into the meat isle and ask a person in a gentle voice: "Can you tell me where I can find the breasts?".

- Bring exactly 9 grapes to the "10 Items Or Less" line and insist on help carrying out your bags.

- If you are a girl run to one of the employees (preferably a guy) holding your crotch
  and ask him worriedly, "Where is the Tampon aisle ?"

- Stack up 2-liter soda bottles like tenpins, then bowl a canteloupe at them.

- Follow employees around, writing everything they do down on a clipboard. Keep muttering "terrible, terrible",
  just loud enough for them to hear.

- Set random products on fire, and then run around screaming "armageddon is here, repent or be slain!".

- Jump like you were scared when the automatic door opens, then look at it puzzled.

- Go to kitchenware, get a strainer, put it on your head. Take a tube of birthday wrapping paper for a sword,
  move the boxes of pop to form a fort, and throw mangos at passersby yelling "you'll never take me alive!"
  When security comes, jump out of the fort and point accusingly at the nearest toddler.

- Lick all the food.

- Ask the lady at the cash register if she knows how to unjam a pistol.

- Remark on the cholesterol and fat content of products people are purchasing.
  Especially the non-edible items.

- Spit in all of the jelly jars. Only do this when someone is watching you.
  Then ask them if they want a turn.

- Place random Items in other peoples shopping carts. Preferably expensive items.

- Go to one of the phones. Press the Page/Int button...now speak into the phone...
  the message will be transmitted over the PA system

- See how many M&M's you can stuff up your nose and still be able
  to breathe.

- Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
  stranding them at strategic locations.

- Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
  the day.

- Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
  fresheners.

- Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

- Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

- When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin
  narrow aisles.

- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think
  we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

- Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
  turn the volumes to "10".

- Play with the automatic doors.

- While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
  enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

- Repeat the previous line in the jewelry department.

- Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for
  "test drive."

- Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
  away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

- As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
  and say, "Wow.  Magic!"

- Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

- Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

- Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

- When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't
  you people just leave me alone?"

- Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
  any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

- Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

- While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk
  if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

- Hold indoor shopping cart races.

- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

- "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

- When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
  quickly make off with it without saying a word.

- Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
  position and scream, "No, no!  It's those voices again!"

- Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
  the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get
  out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

If any of you have or are gonna do this then gimme comments and tell me how it went lol thnx

30 décembre

Hiya my babez

             Hiya ma babez
 
Hiya my sexy babez haven't blogged in ages but gimme sum comments! Please i need them!My holidays r going brilliant evrything is going great. I luv my Handycam that got for Christmas it keeps me busy.I have got next year 8 weddings to record me moving house nd something else it's speciaal shushhhhh! I want y'all to give me sum comments please it motivates me to blogg more often. Also i just haven't been bothered. sexy heart lol yall gimme sum comments!!
 Dat da shyte biatch !!!!
yeah lol   aww shes beautiful
heya babez gimme comment nd tell me how ya getting on i could do with a good chat if ya leave me a comment i promise i will go to yours nd sign it to guve yall more plzzz        
 pretty pink im feeling girliy
Im so looking forwar to the wedding vidoes to come from the girls side thnx simi ur a jame babez for sending them ur a star
 
Ways to let i  guy know ur not intrested or if he is preving on ya!
 
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably just die very disturbed
 
lol i  just jokin for all ya men out dere we luv ya really Dirty girlz!!!
Just wanna say to ya hunnis  babez ya all ace!!!!
 
 
 
25 décembre

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

                          Christmas !
 
 
 
 
Hey yall merry christmas, I aint gonna sped to much time on this blog as I gotta go visiting nd go film sum more stuff as i got my Sony Handycam Camcorder how lucky am I'm so gr8ful nd haoppy for evrything i got.Ain't gonna stay long i wanna go plzy with ma cam bye baes nd have a brill Christmas just like me lol luv you all nd leave a comment plzzzzz! Hers pix of my cam (from the net i'll add sum of my own laterz bye yall)
 
 
 
 
 
22 décembre

¢няιѕтαмαѕ нσℓι∂αуѕ

   Hiya Y'all I haven't blogged in a long time, but gimme more comment nd i will lol. It's da Christmas holidays now yay nd only 3 days untill Christmas yay agen becuz we all get prezzies.So im excited but it need to bloddy snow to make it feel like a proper Christmas.I need to thnk evryine at school who gave me prezzies u all r so sweet. I haven t got much to say but hey sign my guestbook plz plz plz go for the guestbook pl heres sum stuff nd enjoy it.

   

As you can see I love Dimonds nd crystals lol

 wow i love these dolls

   My birth stone is a Ruby

 wow this doll looks stunning here is a very funny story lol

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

                                                                              i know it starts of really seriously but it ends like a charm!

 what up hunnis?! i couln't resist this one angel by morning devil by night lol!

 i need dis car it's slammin

 well it is
 
                                                         24 ways to annoy your perants
24. Tap on their door all night
25.Do the oppisite of everything they say
26.Do everythinbg they say to do
27.Run outside the house in your drive way nd shout "PUT THE BASEBALL BAT DOWN MUM PLEASE!!!!!!" so all your neighbours can hear
28.Make up your own language and speak to them all day init.
29.Break the window and say it was hott, then open it as you usually would.
30.When your mum asked to empty the dishwasher drop all the plates on the floor nd break them, then tell your mum your done. (watch her face when she checks)
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning bend over close to their face with a big grin on your face and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.
        
  i just love dimonds there so well brilliant!!!!! bye y'all
18 décembre

My doll (Melody)

Hi im like really bored andi haven nothing much today, so i made this doll please don't copy or even save because i made i it feels more apart of me than an internet page if yall get me!
                    
 
This is my doll isn't she pretty it took me ages findin away on how to put her in ablog without her being so small lol.Her name is Melody. I made dat up to lol
17 décembre

Nisha's Guestbook (sign it)

               
 
Hi and welcome to my guestbook,I would love you laods if you would sign it even if your in for anly a second or so it's do i know how many ppo visit my site it would really apprecite it.
                 Hiya babes!!!                                                                                             
I will try nd get back to evryone who signs my guestbook but i can't promise it  . Just sign in nd tell me what u think of my space, what ur doin,how ur doing. how ur feeling, who ya luvin lol, or even to just say hi. It don't matter just sign it. But i warn no ruse stuff cuz as i say agen it's wastes my time and urs and it really bores me.
Keep safe yall nd be good lol hope yll have a brill day nd be safe lol i can't stress more about dat. Nd tell evry1
ya love no that ya luv dem cuz ya dunno what can heppen.   
                                                        
      My sapce is always open so vist when you want nd plz u gotta be happy no sad peeps lol luv yall
 
15 décembre

Hiya (long time no blog)

 
 
 
 
Hiya yall been so busy lately and also i just couldn't be botherD to blog but I need to. Gimme comments man ineed more it keeps me bloggin. The last two days have been completely shit (don't ask) i hope you all had a better day than me but as they say things can only get better.I'm watching One on One (lov dis show)
Ok i have nothing to write about im starving and I had a bad day herse sum stuf lol
Image hosted by Photobucket.com      (Nisha Biatch)  cute
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Things to do when your bored
 
  • Blow bubbles with bubble gum
  • Blow on a beer bottle
  • Blow on a blade of grass
  • Crank up some music
  • Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show
  • Eat
  • Eat 6 spoon full of sugar, a soda, and another think that makes you hyper and then you won't be bored anymore, you will end up finding something to do... trust us
  • Experiment with makeup
  • Get a bubble blower and then blow some 
  • Get a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop
  • Laugh out loud
  • Learn how to fake an accent
  • Make a humorous crank phone call
  • Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
  • Make up poems or songs about your boredom
  • Nap
  • Play cards
  • Play Dead
  • Play house with yourself
  • Play with marbles
  • Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
  • Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
  • Pretend that you are not bored
  • Read some comic books
  • See how long you can hold your breath
  • Send a tune with keypad numbers on the phone
  • Sing even if you can't
  • Spin until you're dizzy
  • Stand on your head
  • Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots
  • Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear
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                                                             More things to do when your bored

            Push your eyes for interesting light show
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of
                    blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things-is your
                    subconscience trying to send you a message? Can you
                    control what you see by pressing different areas with
                    different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the
                    same effects on TV?
                   
            See how long you can hold your breath
                    (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun,
                    but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try
                    to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate
                    before hand, and stay as still as possible. My personal
                    best is 2:00 (exactly).
                   
            Try to not think about polar bears
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially
                    hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you
                    were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little,
                    you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.
                   
            Scratch yourself
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Go ahead, scratch
                    yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't
                    that feel pretty good?
                    
            Try to swallow your tongue
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) There's not much to
                    say about this one. It is possible.
                   
            Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
                    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) Another great time
                    waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an
                    after image, and the image is then viewable for about the
                    same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing
                    on your eyes.
                   
            Get yourself as nauseated as possible
                    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by
                    looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so
                    dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining
                    due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect.

       

      THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
     
            See what's in your neighbor's trash
                    (Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes) You can learn a lot
                    about people by what they throw out. You might uncover
                    some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing
                    out something with value that still works, like a VCR.
                   
            Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
                    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Sort of entertaining.
                    Fun to pretend the people on the screen are actually
                    talking that way.
                   
            Call up people who write editorials you disagree with
                    (Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes) I'm surprised no one
                    has thought of this before. Unleash your fury on the
                    person who had the nerve to write a letter like that! I'm
                    pretty sure it doesn't qualify as a prank phone call,
                    too.
                   
            Make prank phone calls
                    (Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes) Very entertaining,
                    but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't
                    make a call funny, but getting the other person to
                    believe a ridiculous story will. Even more fun if you get
                    a bunch of people on the line using a Wonderphone and
                    take turns making the calls. One to get you started off:
                    Call McDonalds, try to make reservations.
                   
            Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
                    (Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes) What would you do if
                    this really happened? Would the group stay together, or
                    would there be factions? Who would join what group?
                    Remember, there would only be power for a few days before
                    the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would
                    always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to
                    do with people you know.
                   
            Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
                    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) To get any benefit out
                    of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't
                    step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the
                    ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off
                    and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
                   
            Burn things with a magnifying glass
                    (Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes) Ants are always fun
                    to use for this, but burning the face of someone you
                    don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as
                    entertaining.
                   




      THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
     
            Have a water drinking contest
                    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) While the competition
                    is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To
                    give your event an old western theme, slam the cups
                    upside down on the tables after you have emptied them.
                   
            Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
                    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) This works on the "I
                    have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an
                    experiment-does this really work?
                   
            Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Trying to win at this
                    will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which
                    makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which
                    makes you win which makes you lose.
                   
            Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
                    (Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes) Think about it: your
                    dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to
                    2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never
                    seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk,
                    the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its
                    point of view, too.
                   
            Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
                    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) Best done to sleeping
                    people. Added challenge in having no one else around,
                    because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to
                    beat your record number of times before the person
                    catches on.
                   
            Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of
                    person's neck
                    (Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes) Always a good gag.
                    For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like
                    you're not sorry at all for what they think you did.
                    Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how
                    there was a lot of mucus in that one.

     

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    10 décembre

    Today (boring)

    OMG i made a brilliant blog and i lost it all it waas amazin evryone would od loved it but thnx for your comments ur all brilliant thnx so much.Ok so i haven't been up to much i went to Chiques house today for her belated brithday get together. Watched the semi finals of the x-factor i can't belive Brenda has gone she was brill. But i don't watch x-factor daily so it doesn't bother me too  much.
           Been mobbed with homework got and art exam next week and been practicing sooo much iit's hard.
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     I just wanna thanll those peeps who been biggen me up with all dem comments but i just wan t yall to know don't bother givin me negative comment I'll jus delete them it wastes ur time and mine. (No offence to all dem decent and wicked peeps out dere).
    (i love this doll her clothes r amazin)      
     
                                                                   He's like a soul mate
                                                                   He's always there for you..
                                                                   He'll try to make you happy
                                                                   No matter what you do!

                                                                   He is my best friend
                                                                   I care for him alot
                                                                   At first I wasn't really hooked
                                                                   But now he's got me caught

               
                                                                   He may not know it now
                                                                   But he always makes me smile
                                                                   And no matter where he lives
                                                                   I'll walk a thousand miles

                                                                   Just to be with him
                                                                   That would be a dream come true
                                                                   I'd go anywhere for him
                                                                   I'd do anything he'd do


                                                                   He's my angel sent from heaven
                                                                   He's my one true love
                                                                   God must like me alot
                                                                   Cus he sent him from above!!
     
    Plz tell me what you think of this poem i think it's so sweet!!   DON'T COPY AND PASTE
    4 décembre

    тσ∂αу (мσяиιиg)

     I so can't wait untill christmas even though i don't think my family have actuall had time to go christmas shopping. I'm like really bored at the moment im listenig to my B2K album (i know they have split up and it's such an old album) but hey it's good music and they are fitt as hell lol so who can blame me! I'm putting my chrismat tree up today hooray i luv doing that i need to take a pici of it and put in in my album ( it will be there) It's such a nicce day outside which is surprising as it is December! I haven't been doing much i watched that 70's show which i luv becuz it like so funny .........hang on............. lol i have just put my Toni Braxton cd on. She has one of the best voices i have ever heard.Heres a few pics. ENJOY AND LEAVE COMMENTS PLZZZZ!!!
     I just absolutly love these dollz they are adorable and colourful.DON'T COPY AND PASTE i have strict rules against that.
     
     
     
    3 décembre

    ●му иєω ѕρα¢є●

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comHi this is my space i had about 2 before this but i messed them all up my space might not look good now butit will intime trust me and don't expect it over night lol
    I would just like people to know i don't steal pictures and i wouldn't like you to either so DON'T COPY AND PASTE .
    Because I know who has. If you would like these pictures they are called Sayclub Dolls find a way of getting them. Or you can save these but if you want these e-mail me personaly at nisha_narwan@hotmail.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com I hope you like my space leave comments plz it would help me loadz!